Pre-Independence

Republic of Internet. Pre-Independence. Territory: 0 km². National animal: Internet Cat. National bird: Carrier Pigeon. Currency: LOLAR (LOL). Capital: Cache City. Public enemy #1: CAPTCHA. Ministers planned: Too many. Government: Questionable.

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breaking25d ago

CAPTCHA formally named Public Enemy No. 1

The Republic has designated its first national adversary before designating a single citizen.

  1. parliament25d ago

    Constitutional committee proposes ban on Friday 4:30pm meetings

    The motion is open to anyone, which the committee concedes may have been a mistake.

  2. government25d ago

    Pigeon denies rumours of a cabinet position

    The national bird has advised against the entire project since inception.

The Carrier Pigeon, national bird of the Republic of Internet

Sources familiar with the matter: me.